Technology with the blackbird project and MY 3.5 GHZ 12-CORE 35 MB CACHE MANDALA along with the 8.0 L W16 QUAD-TURBOCHARGED 1200 HP EXQUISITE CORPSE PIXEL_01 machine but now with THE NEW 2.34 GHZ QUAD-CORE 64-BIT ARMV8-A √∀®!@+|Ø∩$ PROJECT WITH 3 GB LPDDR4 RAM AND 12 MP 2ND-GENERATION SONY EXMOR RS[8] WITH SIX-ELEMENT LENS, QUAD-LED “TRUE TONE” FLASH, AUTOFOCUS, IR FILTER, BURST MODE, F/1.8 APERTURE, 4K VIDEO RECORDING AT 30 FPS OR 1080P AT 30 OR 60 FPS, SLOW-MOTION VIDEO (1080P AT 120 FPS AND 720P AT 240 FPS), TIMELAPSE WITH STABILIZATION, PANORAMA, FACIAL RECOGNITION, DIGITAL IMAGE STABILIZATION, OPTICAL IMAGE STABILIZATION, TELEPHOTO LENS WITH 2× OPTICAL ZOOM / 10× DIGITAL ZOOM WITH A 5.5 IN (140 MM) RETINA HD: LED-BACKLIT IPS LCD, 1920×1080 PX RESOLUTION (401 PPI) DISPLAY which is a hand-made, top-notch, exclusive, VIP, brand-new, aged to perfection, quality, on-sale, on-demand, money-saving, low-rate, ALL-IN-one, hospital-tested, clinically proven, friendly customer service, brand-name, money-back guarantee, no fuss, no obligation, no “red-tape”, no hidden charges, no down-payment, no entry fees, limited time-only, limited edition, batteries included, fast delivery, no restriction, no assembly required, no risk, classic, custom, deluxe, designer, prestige, luxury, premium-select, gourmet Compile_02 project.


This is the last thing I will be posting on the page. It was a great honor to be a part of this everyone, and I mean it with all of my heart. And so, as I leave, I will leave the best creation I have ever made – something which LITERALLY has everything I ever made, all-on-one! And it goes like this:

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My work is finished and now, I can live in peace knowing that I will forever be remembered as a great artist and knowing that this art is preserved on “duh internets.”


The new 2.34 GHz quad-core 64-bit ARMv8-A √∀®!@+|Ø∩$ project with 3 GB LPDDR4 RAM and 12 MP 2nd-generation Sony Exmor RS[8] with six-element lens, quad-LED “True Tone” flash, autofocus, IR filter, Burst mode, f/1.8 aperture, 4K video recording at 30 fps or 1080p at 30 or 60 fps, slow-motion video (1080p at 120 fps and 720p at 240 fps), timelapse with stabilization, panorama, facial recognition, digital image stabilization, optical image stabilization, telephoto lens with 2× optical zoom / 10× digital zoom with a 5.5 in (140 mm) Retina HD: LED-backlit IPS LCD, 1920×1080 px resolution (401 ppi) display by Anzor Aslanukov

Hello everyone! GOOD TO SEE YOU ALL, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So like really, omg, no like seriously, but no, I can’t, yes, I cannot believe this is possible, no really it is, but no, HOW?!?!


This work of art, titled “Withered Away” depicts the icon of the technology industry, Steve Jobs in various states of visualizations. This is the most expensive art project I have done because what I did here was use a copy printer. First, I found a good quality picture of Jobs and then printed it out, which is that you see in the first row starting at the upper left corner. Then I took this original image and used the printer’s scanner to scan the original image and print out the copy. As you have already most likely guessed, the next image did not turn out to be of matching quality to its predecessor. I did this repetition until I got twenty picture of consequently decreasing quality. Then I digitized the copies with another scanner from a better quality printer and sent the files to my laptop. I cropped the scanned images in Photoshop and put together the square of twenty scans. Of course, I had to then edit the whole picture but here is how it looks without any editing:


I called this work “Withered Away” because it is supposed to represent Steve Jobs during the last years of his life before he died of cancer. The deterioration of the image or scan represents the destruction that Job’s cancer had imposed on him. The colors represent the different phases of his life, since we all have them to a degree.

The official release of the exquisite corps 7 on September 7 2016 – Now at your local apple store today!

What? Wow! OMG!!!!!?!?!?!! This is what everyone was waiting for, the most exquisite and amazing exquisite corps out there! Listen folks, I have seen and experienced many remarkable things in my life – the pyramids, mummified Lenin, been up close and even sat inside the Virgin Atlantic space Airplane, rode in an antique passenger plane from the 30’s, climbed a mountain in Russia and saw the entire valley, been to Spain and saw the architectural works of Gaudi, been to the Louvre in Paris and saw the Mona Lisa in person… But nothing and I mean no experience I had exceeds this masterpiece that I was able to create through the miracle of Photoshop:


I mean look at it! How can anyone deny that this work would not be deemed superior in almost every aspect in comparison to the paintings of Dali and Picasso? (Jumps off a bridge…)

8.0 L W16 quad-turbocharged 1200 HP Exquisite Corpse Pixel_01 By Anzor Aslanukov and artists 14 & 15

This exclusive exquisite corpse is of the highest ostentatious eloquence. Collaborated by three aspiring prodigious artists, the terminus of our labor is this simulacrum:


But of course, displaying respect for the ancestor, the reason why this piece of virtuosity became apparent is because of it’s originator:


Exquisite Corpse: a tribune to Harambe, by Anzor Aslanukov and two unknown artists

Harambe, a gorilla who possessed more humanity in it’s soul than most human men women and children alike. He was the glue that kept the very essence of morality together, bonding it ever so strong. That sacred bond was broken when, sadly, he paid for our sins. Irresponsibility, stupidity and worst of all, senselessness betrayed him, and therefore us. Those with the slightest slimmer of faith and kindness will forever honor his memory, for Harambe was the bastion of unity and harmony.


Goodbye Harambe, you were the greatest!

Tiffy Flower by Anzor Aslanukov

YAY! A cool picture right?!?!?!?!? Like the coolest thing on Earth. This gourmet, hand-made, top notch picture of the .tiff file of the flower is at first, presented in the original form here:


And then, through the amazing magic, code and hard work from Photoshop, I changed the image’s hue to 45, saturation to 31, and lightness to 7 to get this awe-inspiring masterpiece of the highest eloquence:



My 3.5 GHz 12-core 35 Mb cache Mandala By Anzor Aslanukov

Nice Mandala, yeah real cool stuff. I created this religious and sacred mandala in order to summon the god of bread, but since the universe does not care, nothing happened. The mandala I created incorporates the four elements of nature: fire, water, earth, and air (what is this, Avatar?!?!). Of course, that is not true since the real elements of nature are: hydrogen, helium, lithium, iron, carbon, oxygen, nitrogen, plasma, silicon, bromine, americium, uranium, Iran, centrifuges, Stuxnet viruses, KABOOM!!!! Now someone is offended, please expel and sue me so that my story will be on TYT YouTube…


So since I had little to no knowledge (or little to no appreciation) for the layer system, I messed up in the beginning but here is the primary layer thing with all the guides and stuff:


And here are the guides used for creating those warped graph lines in the lower right corner:


So yeah, I’ll probably get like a 9/10 IF LUCKY. I spent the most time on this art project but hey, at least I learned something more about AI and I am not sick which is all that matters right? RIGHT?

Geo 1,2,3 by Anzor Aslanukov

10-11-2016_anzor_aslanukov_geo_construction-1 Ooooooooo, ahhhhhh look, shapes and lines, perfect proportions, something that Pythagoreas liked. The pattern of straight edge and compass, signifying the departure for the search of perfection, perfection never to be found. An illusion… 10-11-2016_anzor_aslanukov_geo-2

Yes yes yes, look at those AMAZING shapes! They are gorgeous, you know, if these shapes weren’t my creation, I’d be dating them. No, it is something that Trump would have said. Now can I be expelled???


Expel me you modern fascists, accusers who condemn the innocent and powerless! WTF am I talking about? Cool stuff, nice, simplicity, this is NOT complexity no no.